Case Closed Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.
The women were arguing noisily even in the court.
The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them said, "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first."
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
Author Unknown
Lift your spirits It‘s always great to have a good laugh--it will lift your spirits and reduce your daily stress. Check out these entertaining medical cartoons below; they certainly had me laughing out loud!
A lady said "I went to my HMO doctor today."
Her friend’s reply, " I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.
"The red are for the illness, blue are for the side effects of red and the green are for the side effects of the blue."said the drugs consultant.
"My doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress, so I did’t open his bill."
The Doctor said: "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following he will surely die.
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make
him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal NO chores. NO
nagging. Oh yes , and do this next year and he’ll regain his health completely!
When the wife get question from the husband, "What the doctor say??"
Wife, " You’re going to die!"
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping.They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep.Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up:
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
The Company Picnic
The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
"Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times???"
"Not a bit," the husband replied. "I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for you!"
Author Unknown
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